Q: What's your name?A: Next question.
Q: Are you really French?A: Of course not. My accent is entirely fabricated, and I am actually from North Carolina.Q: Are you in love with someone?A: Yes, I am in polyamorous relationships. It just so happens that I am equally and
passionately in love with myself and money.Q: What's under your mask?A: Another mask. And under that? Yet another mask. It's masks all the way down.Q: Are you bald under the balaclava?A: Who knows.Q: How often do you wash your mask?A: I doubt you want to know the answer.Q: Are you a furry?A: What kind of question is that? Mon dieu. I am not a furry. I am a refined, sophisticated
man with far better things to do than indulge in such activities.Q: Do you have children?A: God forbid, no. And I sincerely hope I will never have them.Q: Have you ever been married before?A: Do I look like an unemployed person to you? No. Marriage is nothing but a waste of time,
an outdated institution for those who can't enjoy life as it is.