Letters

Letter Answer
dear god i thought you were doxxing someone But of course.
I feel like I'm doin a horrible job at bein alive. I pray for motivation to keep goin every day. Idk why I'm tellin you this. I just want your attention -🧧 You have my attention. You can't do a horrible job at being alive if you are not dead. Motivation comes and goes, and there is nothing you can do about it. The only advice I have is to stop dwelling on it, change your routine, and get help.
dude when's the wedding What wedding?
what are you dreaming about??? The white kitten.
😘 No.
ik this song is probably not right in your alley, but what are your thoughts on it?
https://open.spotify.com/track/
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5f26f8addf704e8a 		Well. It screams "high budget" and "quality," and I understand why many people enjoy it, but I am not a fan of this type of music, unfortunately.
Sorry for being emotional, but I really hope you know how much you mean a lot to people.
- Rogue		 Thank you, Rogue. You are very sweet. Do not apologize.
Yur message got me all happy because I don't think I've ever heard that before
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— Michael		 I am glad you liked it.
Not "cutely." Don't be delusional. Thank you, darling, I like it.
if you like purple then why aren't you wearing them pal. checkmate -unemployed woman I am going to shake you.
I've always liked this song. It feels quite like 007, yet it is not at all.
https://youtu.be/Obr6zGJdAsI
—♔		 Hello again, Louis. Of course you like this song. I remember you sharing another version of it a few months ago. I liked it, thank you.
GTA was short-lived. It is now fully POSTAL and Call of Duty. Guess I just really love shooter games, especially ones that are decade(s) old... besides the newer POSTAL installments...
- Michael
PS, I love my new name. I can reference a lot of characters that inspired it, like Michael Myers, Michael Afton, Michael De Santa, Michael Yagoobian, etc.
Sorry for the yapping, hope yu are doing well! ♡		 I am glad to hear you are having fun, Michael. Also, your new name suits you well. Thank you for notifying me about the change. Do not worry about talking — I enjoy reading your messages. I am doing well, thank you.
In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you. I am flattered, darling. Thank you.
I likr you <3 Well, thank you.
I feel horrible for interacting with you when I'm such a filthy person. Forgot that likes actually notify people. Would ya hate me for watching from a distance? Of course not. It's fine, you can still interact with me even if you're filthy.
This is a great drawing, do not belittle yourself. I like it, thank you.
are you open for rp? Yes, but if you want to RP in private, I'd prefer not to do it on Twitter. Discord would be a better choice. Send me your username, and we can discuss the details.
what is with you and snake?? Pyro befriended him, and then that bastard stole the boy from me. They left on a trip, and I am waiting patiently for them to return so I can key his van.
How do i stop a certain russian from treating me like im his child. Tell him how you feel about it. If he doesn't understand, tell him to fuck off and start ignoring him.
do you wear stockings? Of course I do.
You should hate that Keaton guy more
He's real annoying, isn't he?		 I do not hate anyone, and even if I did, he is definitely not worth hating. You see, hatred is very resourse consuming. And I do not find him annoying. We do not talk often enough for me to think he is annoying.
do you have a favorite book? have you read la nausèe? i've been trying to read it. I am not sure how old you are, so I'd rather not answer this question. Yes, I read this book. I cannot relate to the main character or his beliefs, which is why I think the book is terrible.
Is Lake Mungo a horror movie that makes the watcher think? I like psychological horror movies that leave me confused and having to look up what it means (It means I learn more about the movie than I would've before) I'd say it's a movie that explains some things, but not every small detail. This gives viewers more freedom to interpret what they have seen and think about it.
Who is it you miss? Someone I like.
Hey, I want to say that your website design is quite nice and I enjoy your content! It seems like this is your first serious project and learning front-end coding. Your website still has a couple of errors in the code and a problem with file organization, but that's normal for beginners. I hope you don't stop creating content and sharing stories! :D Thank you for your feedback. Honestly, I know there are a ton of errors, but I don't have time to fix them right now because I am busy with my new project. I am trying to create a better one, and then maybe I will come back to this one.
I didn't know you liked horror. Well, it's difficult not to like it.
It’s just peristalsis. The man has a severe blockage in his intestines; all you’re feeling is a protracted flex as he tries to pass whatever it is. True.
A game that probably wouldn't fit yur taste, with all the violence, nudity, and sexual themes...

I've also been getting into the Postal series, a controversial game since yu kill people and the excessive blood and gore, which got Postal 1 and Postal 2 banned in multiple countries

But I love it

- Michael		 Interesting. Well, I'm glad you enjoy it, Michael.
Merci beaucoup, mon feu. Je t'aime tellement.
Where did the scars on your hands come from? It's a secret.
🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹 Hello again, darling.
Can you draw Redic/@skeleton_taker? :) We'll see. I am a little slow with requests, my apologies.
Cállate Fuck off.
GET PREGNANT No, thank you.
hi spy oh oops oh no where did your cigs go? oh oh im sorry what happened to your expensive suit?? oh dear god where are all of your prized possesions??? have you seen them anywhere? cause i totally havent.... I'm afraid I have no idea what you are talking about, darling.
RAUS RAUS
OKTOBERFEST!!!!!!		 No.
https://open.spotify.com/
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-♔		 Thank you, darling. I liked it a lot.
idk what im doing rn. i just like seeing your website. feels comfy, oddly enough Enjoy.
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ehg9uhg		 Thank you.
I didn't get a chance to sya it but yoh looked wonderful. Im happy you came, I really am.
- S.C 		Thank you, Samson. I hope no one was talking about me. But of course they weren't, they were busy fucking. Disgusting. You should start controlling your dirty animals.
I've been alright, love. Just been getting into Grand Theft Auto V lately - Michael I have never heard of it before. May I ask what is it?
feet pics $? I prefer vis-à-vis meetings to sending pictures. Who knows how you would use them?
Salade de fruits, jolie, jolie, jolie!!! ^_^!!!!! I liked it, thank you.
hey frenchman. how am i gonna send song recommendations now :(
—unemployed woman		 You can send me the name or link to a song.
Long ass shoes Shut the fuck up.
How's life been treating yu? - Michael Honestly? Absolutely terrible, darling. How are you?
are you a woman? Of course not.
Hi mister! I'm interested in those e-dating rates, my team's Spy says i'm 'too much of a petulant, annoying little brat' for his taste. His words, not mine. Unfortunately, I cannot contact you unless you provide your contact information. Also, I am not interested in providing my services to anyone younger than 30.
[] anyways I HATE YOU WHATEVER I am not going to add your vent. Thank you.
hey. - Mikey (Mick, but it's Mikey or Michael now) Hello again, Mikey.
why do you need a cane? I need it to hit neighborhood children who step on my lawn.
lol What?
whore Yes, that's me.
i want u so bad I do not know who you are.
kick flip 😁🛹 Impressive. Good job.
feed the pigeons, spy. they are hungry. Why should I?
tf you mean you dont have a room I do not live there anymore.
😎🛹 Hello, Fresh.
Can you adopt me? I would be a terrible father. No.
I AM GOING TO OBLITERATE YOU Thank you, darling.
I WILL OBLITERATE YOU Hilarious.
how does one stop hating themself? Quit overthinking.
I’m gonna steal your cigarettes from your room good luck finding them!! Unfortunately, I don't have a room anymore.
LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS 🔥🔥🔥 No, thank you.
It's nice seeing your website back up. I missed reading it. Hello again.
(Follow up from the other gimmick) I’m managing, I know it’s kinda stupid for me to be vulnerable around you, but shit is rough. Hard to handle. -Cyber I know life has been treating you badly for a long time. It's hard to figure everything out, but for now the only thing you can do is go with the flow and do the bare minimum if you feel up to it. Remember to drink water and take your medication if you have it. I hope things get better eventually.
liking the new system so far but damn you gotta do a system where it notifies whether your messages got sent or not. i don't want to accidentally spam shit —rogue (the unemployed one) Thank you. Pyro said it's a funny feature.
I see that you are not using the Strawpage anymore. Either way, you /need/ to teach me how to create a website. I am not quite that tech-savvy.
—♔		 I think I've talked about it with someone you know.
Hello again and thank you, Cyber. Are you okay?
I do not understand modern art, unfortunately.
Mr. sharp bird how do you do what you do 🎤
and do you like ice cream?		 I do it by being pretty. Of course I like ice cream, it's a delightful dessert.
tellthe sebd button its sthe best thnbg ever and i said hi abd i love it a lot.tghanky uo It said hi.
What colour are your eyes? You see, my eyes change color depending on my mood.
You are aesthetically pleasing<3 But of course I am aesthetically pleasing. Thank you.
Je t'aime tellement Thank you, darling, but I have no idea who you are.
What's your favorite colour? My favorite color is purple, of course.
i missed you. Hello again.
Thank you, darling. Je t'aime.
I understand. I am sure you are loved, but maybe people do not express it enough for you to notice. But if that's not the case, I have no doubt that you will eventually find someone who loves you with all their heart. Things will get better.
Letter Text Answer
How did your date go? Who's the lucky man? :D Curiosity killed the cat. I enjoyed the date, although I didn't eat or drink anything. I don't think eating is an important part of a date, so we just had a nice chat. The lucky man's name is Keaton.
What are those drawings of you hugging a sniper? Who exactly is this sniper? I doubt I know the answer. I'd say it's not anyone in particular. I tend to draw myself a lot, as well as something that I'd describe as "sniper-shaped." Snipers are easy to draw, which is useful for practising dynamic poses. I usually draw one person, but lately I've been experimenting by drawing two or three. Sometimes I share my drawings with others so I can get feedback and then delete them.
why are you sp mean? I am not mean, I am very kind.
Now this is impressive. Thank you, darling, I absolutely love your drawing and will make sure to print it out.
I'm going to sound like a broken record when I say I haven't been doing the best... I'm disoriented and lost in my thoughts again, could that mean anything? - Mick You need to grow up and move out, darling. Also you do need some kind of medication. I hope things get better, but we both know it will take time.
who's YOUR favorite person, mister —rogue Dear phenomenal lady.
Have you ever had Sobranie brand cigarettes? Would love to see you review them. I don't think so. We'll see if I can get them, thank you for the idea.
Hello again, Mick. It's been a while since we last spoke. I hope you are doing well. I like your drawing, bravo.
Good job. Thank you, darling.
Do you have a scar on your neck? But of course I do, darling. Someone decided it would be a good idea to decapitate me.
are u in a relationship with MarleySnake_Dad? As far as I know, no.
dogs are better btw Shut the fuck up and get out.
I've been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver—your hands only. Let's see here... I've got a letter and a lot of gold. Something about it being your inheritance? Oh, and... sorry for your loss. Looks like that's it. Got to go. —Skyrim Courier I'd say it is suspicious. I hope my inheritance isn't cursed by someone who wants me dead. Thank you.
Hm. Perhaps I do need my own page of music. ♔ It's lovely, thank you, Louis. You need your own site.
update the archive. UPDATE THE ARCHIVE I have been in a state of mourning lately, so I have been kept myself busy with drawing to distract myself. It is the only way to keep grief from swallowing me whole. Besides, it is definitely better for me to pour my heart into art than to get lost in the grind.
i love youuuuu 💜💜💜 —rogue Thank you, Rogue. You are adorable.
I left you a homemade birthday cake!! Its..a little card to make cakes not in regular cake shape..- S.C What a lovely cake you made. Thank you, Samson.
You should be able to cry if you need to. I'm sorry you have to stay calm all the time. I know how that is. No, thank you. Crying won't solve anything.
did you actually unironically meowed every single chance you can? are you some sort of a reincarnation of a cat? —rogue Sometimes I meow for fun. Who knows.
What is your relationship with one of the Snipers? Hasn't one of them asked you out? Yes, one of them asked me out. I do not know how to answer your question.
This reminds me of something. Thank you,
Thank you. I need it.
Thank you for the flowers, Samson.
Why are you two better off apart?? You guys rlly loved each other and got along so well Like I said before, I failed him too many times. Besides, I suppose sometimes it just happens that you both like each other, but you simply do not work well together. I hope he finds someone else eventually. He deserves that. I am definitely not the type of person who's good at relationships of any kind.
Do you miss him? Herbert, I mean. Medic. Of course you don’t have to answer but I was just.. curious. :( Even if I do, I failed him too many times. It's better if we're apart.
Thank you, darling.
But of course.
#1 hater of you Adorable. Thank you, I appreciate your dedication.
How much of your teeth is real and not capsules with poison and miniature bottles of wine and candlesticks All of them are real. I need them to eat.
I don’t know how this song will cut off so I recommend listening to the full song and not just the snippet…sob sob - ♥️ It's not my kind of music, but I'd say I like it more than I don't. Thank you for the recommendation.
God, I hope so. - Cake I promise you things will get better.
I'm not feeling well mentally, so I'm staying here for now, since I find comfort in you. - Cake (Mick) Hello again, Cake. Things will eventually get better.
I am sorry -Spy I have no idea why you're apologizing, but I forgive you.
twp lines werre me sorr7. itried to drsw bu7t tge univwrce said gofuck uourself😒 Thank you for the lines.
I do not know whether it is an improvement or not—I have not study anything about shading and highlighting, just like rendering. A bit sloppy on the feet, but oh well, I did try my best. Enjoy your gift, cher. 🫶🏼 Apologies that it is long overdue. ♔ Thank you, you are so sweet, darling. I truly do appreciate the gift.
idk if it's your taste in music but this song is very relaxing for me!! (and i cant stop playing it, lol) -rogue Thank you for the music recommendation, Rogue. I genuinely liked it.
Why is your attitude so stinky? Most people are stupid, and I have no respect for them.
Hello, darling. I love you dearly.
Thank you, Scout. I missed you. I want you to remember that you are loved too.
Je t'aime. Thank you.
I'm a bit rusty when drawing you, but here you are!! - S.c You are not rusty at all. It looks wonderful. Thank you, Samson, you are such a darling.
[] (if you even remember me, i think you don't but eh) i'm sorry I don't recall doing it, but I would like to apologize. I am sure it was a mistake, because I don't usually do that.
Hi François! Just wanted to say that you're always welcome to our Smissmas party! ☺️ ♕ I do appreciate your invitation, Helena, but I'm afraid I am not the type to attend parties.
♥️ Thank you for the lovely song, darling.
Everyone adores your art, François. It is unfortunate that you don't feel the same way. ♔ Thank you, Louis. It really means a lot to hear that. I am glad you and others like my art, but there is always room to grow.
So you are broke as fuck? Lovely. Maybe you should stop buying weed.
A cat? You are too sweet, darling. Thank you, I love cats.
I really liked the star head design 💫 (Also the canvas is really big on my device so drawing might be a little cut off) I am glad someone likes my art. In fact, I muted the post right after I posted it, so I'd say you are one of the few people whose feedback actually reached me. Thank you.
Well, thank you. I do hope you're not buying it too cheaply.
HELLO. I WORK WITH BLU STREAK. GIVE US A GOOD REVIEW PLEASE AND WE WILL PAY YOU FOR TEN YEARS. THE AMOUNT WILL BE 10,000 EACH MONTH. I KNOW IT IS POCKET CHANGE, BUT PLEASE ACCEPT. THANK YOU - BLU Brewer That is an interesting offer. I will need more information in order to provide a quality review.
Just for me? And for free? I accept, obviously.
Thank you, Samson. That's... a very unique creature choice.
Unfortunately, I am terrible with names. Avis Ignis, perhaps.
Permission for a small glove kiss ? - Mick Currently I am sick. Perhaps we should come back to that question of yours in a week.
Does that mean you will make me happy? Intriguing.
Well, I love me too.
Thank you, darling. I should print it.
🛹 Thank you. It is lovely, but not quite my kind of music.
I’m so tired. And guilty. But mostly dirty. I can never get this feeling of dirtiness away, it makes me want to tear my skin off until I’m nothing. But other than that, doing well! I’m glad you’re okay too :) - Bleu I do not want to voice assumptions, but please know it is not your fault. I understand how hard it is not to feel dirty. The only thing I can suggest is to keep cleaning yourself as often as you need. I know it doesn't help, but maybe it can trick your brain for a little while. I sincerely hope things get better for you.
Thank you for the lovely art. I didn't know how to thank you directly, so I'm doing it here. We all look lovely. I also appreciate how you drew me like one of your French girls. Cheers, mate. I also tried to draw you something of my own in return. It was supposed to be a cat, but it looks more like and odd fantasy creature. Oh well, it's the thought that counts. -Snake Thank you, darling. I love your drawing and your handwriting. Absolutely adorable.
Right. Thank you.
It has been a while since I've drawn anything, and I am no means an artist. ♔ It doesn't matter whether you are an artist or not, Louis. I love your drawing either way.
Lies.
Meow.
Thank you for the drawing. It's so beautiful that I'm tempted to print it.
You’re really cool genuinely ily 💔 I want to be moots but I’m too scared. I’m going to send a picture of you now. I lied I cant find the canvas No need to be scared — I don't bite.

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Hello again, Samson. Long time no see.
Je t'aime.
Hello again, mon chou. It's been such a long, long time since we last talked. I am glad to see you again. I am doing well, thank you. How about you?
Hi, Jaon. I love your mask.
U u wawa uwa, indeed.
What a lovely crab. Besides, I like your handwriting.
hey man its benji, idk if you know many latinos but hit me up if you ever want some ropa vieja Thank you for such a kind offer. I will give it some thought.
Where are you??? People are worried. Jail.
I like the stickers - Mick Thank you, darling.
It was me, mon cher. You can trust me. ♔ Hello, darling. Thank you for letting me know.
HI SPY!!!! What did you do that was unspeakable CAN WE HAVE A HINT Alright, I will tell you. I did something I don't normally do. It's about cleanliness.
Reading through our old conversations here. I apologize ffor putting a collar on you and anything else that happened. Iff I recall correctly, it was because I didn't like you, ffor no reason? Again, apologies. - Tracker (Mick) No need to apologize. Forget it — it doesn't matter anymore.
What is your relationship with pyro? He is my hostage.
Wait a minute. Who divorced who? Was it not mutual??????????? Well, Medic and I are divorced. What do you mean by that, darling?
You do aware that you can trust me, no? I don't know who you are, darling.
Ludwig left you because you’re a whore Well, yes.
are u divorced??????????? Correct.
I don'r want to comment directly, but I wish you get better soon. Thank you, darling. Of course I will get better soon.
- Mick Yes, I can. Apologies for the late response.
HIII - bread from his school laptop
On a genuine note, I would like to tell you how much I appreciate you :3 We've only known each other for about... 3? or so months but I still count you as a friend (Even if you might not count me as such) I love you (platonically). I'll always love seeing you on my feed		 Thank you, darling. You are a kind person, and I truly appreciate your words.
Who did you hurt? Pyro. It happens quite often, unfortunately.
Are we on good terms? I'm sorry for the randomness, but I often question whether someone I talk to sees me as a friend in the same way I see them, or at least on good terms. My past of... things has messed me up badly when it comes to that. - Mick Of course we are. Have no doubt — you do not annoy me in the slightest. I like you.
Would you like to find God? I have just the ingredients if you do. I am a Christian, I think I have already found god.
I know I am not alone... but I think, sometimes, it feels like I am. - Mick I understand. I just want you to remember that you are not alone.
You deserve to be treated well. Thank you, darling.
Why are you cheating on your husband? I am not cheating on him.
Puzzles. I love puzzles. I crave them.
Why is one of the updates ‘explosion’ I kinda wasn’t around for that I had to hide the evidence.
i have a private account. i will never be apart of the rest of twitter but i love your account. i love tf2. Thank you, darling.
I'll get help one day. I have promised multiple people I'll get therapy. - Mick Good luck, Mick. You are not alone.
I always wondered how did you married Medic. I think before all that i never saw you showing much interest in him, it looked like you had your eye on the red engineer or something going on with hunter. I'm just curious, did medic do something first or was it you? It's not about interest. As I've said a thousand times, I have no interest in anyone. It's all about how I'm treated. He has never wronged me. If you think I was interested in Engineer, I assure you that's not true. I simply commented on his appearance. As for Hunter... well, maybe it seemed like we had something going on, but he had a girlfriend at the time. I believe he wanted to be my friend, nothing more. I wasn't pleased about it, because I knew that if I let myself have a friend, they end up getting hurt because of me. I regret it. I should have known better.
I might seem to hate you a lot, but deep inside, I think you're really cool and I adore you!!>///< -RP I know you do not hate me. We are friends after all, darling.
iloveyou i love youuuu i love youuuu Grabs onto your leg and doesnt let go gets my fur all on your suit Please leave me alone, merci beaucoup.
folloew me back GOAT @?
HI HI wheatsicle here. hello spy u r so cool and awesome. never change vro!!!!! Hello again, darling. Thank you. Like I said, I do love your drawing. It's beautiful.
I kinda see you as a parental figure despite only talking to you a couple of times (silly, ik). I'd love to get to know you but you're a bit intimidating (no offense ofc). You probably won't see this anyway but just know that your presence means a lot to a scout out there yeah? I wouldn't call it silly. It's perfectly normal. However, I am probably the worst person to see as a parental figure. I know who you are.
Spy!! I appreciate you and I'm grateful you're my friend!! (Seriously I'm thankful for all your advice. It feels nice and easy talking to you about myself) -S.c My pleasure. Feel free to talk to me if you need to, I am always here for you.
HII SPY Hello, darling.
You and your husband should get a psych eval. That dude is going to snap one day. Maybe even send him to a mental institution. He needs help. You think so? I must assure you that will never happen. As you may know, mental institutions aren't the best place for, well, anyone. He just needs some medication, which is easy to get. I don't know who you are, but I'm sure you have no idea what you're talking about.
- Mick I don't want to show it to anyone, but I think the only thing you can do is wait. I do hope you will be able to get help. Don't let your brain chemistry take over.
Why do you swear so much? I didn't take you for the type. You see, English is not my first language, so vulgar words don't carry the same weight for me as they would if I said them in French. I use them more as a tool to express my dissatisfaction with something.
I was wondering; what sorts of foods do you like?? Sweets?? Savory?? -S.C Hello, Samson. I do not have any preferences, I'd say any food is fine unless it's overcooked. However, lately I have been craving sweets.
Can we know exactly why are you hiding someone?? If it's your husband let us see the drawing, he's all yours after all, no need to worry about it! Well, I think it is wrong to show the drawing, it should remain secret. I showed it to the person I drew it for, of course. It's not my husband.
I've been listening to the song on your microblog since you put it there. It's lovely. —H♡ Hello again, Louise. I love this song too. I found it thanks to Archimedes, I think he mentioned this group a few times and I got interested in what music he likes. When I listen to it, I think of you and only you, and that's how I feel about you, mon amour. It's actually short, so I edited it. Je t'aime de tout mon cœur.
You are quite handsome Quite? Adorable. Thank you, darling.
Hi Spy!! I'm ready to talk with you!! I also have ...some questions to ask on my own -S.C Finally. I believe I have a lot to say. I wonder what questions you have. Nothing too serious, I hope.
Your hands hurt? I have creams for that! And many other solutions! —H♡ It's nothing to worry about, mon amour. I'm learning to use my left hand. Thank you for your concern.
So you're blonde and have a mole? If I'm correct the child should be a mix of you and Herbert Oh, if only I were blonde. If I were blonde, I would not bother complaining about gray hair, don't you think? I'm afraid something just happened to my game, so he ended up with blonde eyebrows. Speaking of the mole, it doesn't matter. Maybe I just liked that option. Maybe I just find moles attractive. Who knows.
Hello, I'll introduce myself a little, I'll say briefly: I have thousands of names, different pseudonyms are circulating about me. But know me as "Freelancer", my work... Slightly similar to yours. Nice to see "colleagues". Closer to the point: I would advise you to sometimes watch your Hello and nice to meet you, Freelancer. Thank you for your concern. I will make sure to watch my
What would you recommend to Red Sniper to finally admit his feelings to Engineer and start dating I think he should get a grip and stop being such a coward. I believe he knows very well that he loves this man, but he is just shy about it. In my opinion, if you truly love someone and you believe it's serious and not just a little crush, you must get over your fear of rejection or whatever and just tell them. Otherwise, you're just wasting time, and you might even lose the opportunity to date them because another person might swoop in and hit the target first.
What's your favorite physical feature on your hubby? And how mentally stable do you think he is? I would like to say I love him dearly — his whole body, from head to toe. But if I really had to pick one feature, I would say I love his dimples. They make him look so kind when he smiles, and his smile radiates warmth. I love seeing him smile. I love him. I should stop talking, I'm afraid. I think he isn't quite mentally stable, at least according to his own words. Of course, I am worried about his eating habits, but I do not mind his mood swings. I suppose I have some problems too, so we are a perfect match.
Two drawings today, I hope you like it, I like your little blogs where you talk about your little husband, it's cute Oh, it's beautiful. Thank you for the drawings, my dear. You are quite generous to send two, I should print them.
hello - Mick Salut, do you have anything to tell me? Anything new?
I think you and Ludwig are perfect together!! I look up to your relationship!! Also, hi again!! Since you're getting bck into sketching, I think I should try drawing again!I'm trying out things since I need a new hobby...So I drew you!! - S.C Hello, Samson. I am glad you started drawing again — it's heartwarming to see you creating art. Your acknowledgement that Louise and I are a perfect couple truly flatters me. Thank you for the drawing. And thanks for calling me cool.
Thank you, darling. It's a shame I was not able to respond to that earlier. I love it.
I know I'm not the one you want but. I know I need your soft touch. It's quite a strange message to receive, don't you think? I do not know who you are, and that does not make things any easier. Please, look around and find someone better to like.
Would you ever have kids? Well, I actually have two kids. Although I highly doubt they like me or want me around, they are my children and I love them.
I object bcz he's prbably ginna manipulate u into doin somethin u don't want 2.. he's so good at manipulation he tricked me in2 lettijg him experimeny on me and my stomach still hurtz... -Scoot kuul guy I am sorry to hear that, darling. I know that he can manipulate people, but I doubt that he has ever done any harm to me — at least not consensually. I truly believe that he loves me unconditionally and would never do anything bad to me.
Sorry the frosting is a little messy.. I've never been great with detailing. —H♡ Please, just kill me, I can't take it anymore. You are being too nice to me, you really didn't have to. I love you.
Do you have any foods you'd like me to make you? You say you need to eat more.. I'd be glad to help with that! —H♡ Please do not worry about it. It's just that I crave sweets, nothing more. In fact, I hardly ever feel hungry because of my nicotine addiction.


I want a strawberry cake.
What do you see in your husband? I can't see why you got with him. He is a nice person. He does not laugh at me for feeling dirty. He listens to what I say and genuinely cares about me. He may not fully understand me or my motivations, but he accepts them as they are and does not get upset with me for it. He tries to do things the way I ask him to. He does not know much about me... he doesn't know my name or what I really look like, but he never pushes. He does not ask unnecessary questions, and that makes me feel better. Personal questions make me anxious. He is thoughtful and truly wants what's best for me. He wants to be my friend and respects my boundaries. I love him, very much. No one has ever been so kind to me. I know I do not deserve this kind of treatment, of course, but I like feeling loved. It's embarrassing, I suppose. I should stop.
That's us. Just look at him — so small and adorable. Thank you, I love it.
Your mini husband is so cute/p 😭 bro wants that sashimi so badly, poor little guy You are right, he is cute indeed. I love him and his strange dreams.
am I being annoying? - Mick You? No, I don't think you are annoying.
Hi Spy!! I'm on vacation, but I wanted to thank you!! The sandwich didn't uh...turn out the way I wanted, but !! Still an improvement. It's been awhile since I've done this relationship stuff so you can imagine...oops I'm rambling + I wanted to get you and Ludwig these!! It reminds me of you two...!! Again thank you for the advice, I can't wait to chat with you!! 💜 -S.c Please do not worry about it. A relationship isn't about food... mostly. Even if you mess it up, you can always fix it. And you really do like toys, Samson. I think I can see why they might remind you of us. Although I would say the bunny is the odd one. Have fun on your vacation, darling.
🤍 Thank you for the lovely music, darling, I liked it.
I understand you so well.
When was the last time you cried? I probably cried last night. I have this problem where I cry in my sleep.
I haven't seen you in a while, are you doing alright? -🦊 Well, I am fine, just fine. Thank you for asking, darling. Are *you* alright?
whenever we interact (which isn't often, but still), you make me happy :) thank you for being kind to me on the occasions we have talked, and sorry for not being active enough to get to talk more (burnout's a bitch), hope you have a wonderful day!! - R (Bleu) I do not mind long breaks. Just because I do not speak to you does not mean I do not see how you are doing, Scout. I want to tell you that things will get better. You are not alone.
*throws piss at you* ...
Saw 3 endangered spycrabs on 2Fort days ago—but people keep killing them. What do I do? :(—Rogue I'm afraid you will need to find shelter for them. People are so ignorant these days.
Amazing!! I'll tell you when then!! Have a wonderful day- S.C Thank you, darling.
Something tells me you won't tell us who your second husband is, so can we at least have some clues about who he is? It's no secret... it's my husband, Medic.
I feel like this one is more up your alley.. though, a little bit too waltzy for you I think. And a bit random at times. Though, it is from a show I quite like, and i learned how to play it on violin in the past. —H♡. It sounds great to me, Herbert. I liked it. And I would love to hear you play something on your violin — I love talented people.
Meow - Mick Meow.
You might not believe me, but that box looks like the perfect place for a nap.
more will join our team soon. / just know you are not alone. / i hat gifted another sinner. / now just recall the snow. -B.B.M. Interesting. Thanks for informing me. I would love to see more people with coal.
What song reminds u of ur husband/your relationship? This is what I think I think of your pov Take Five, I would say. Speaking of song you attached, it is amusing in a way. Maybe you are right — maybe that's how I feel. Adorable.
You haven't really updated your archive information in a while, have you? I have my reasons...
When would you like to schedule it?? -s.c Any time would work for me. I simply want to talk.
Thank you?
I'm sorry I didn't pay attention to you. I don't think my body can register pleasure yet. I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you in any way you'd like! —H♡ Oh, don't worry about it. Love you.
I like these interactions we have on here - Mick Meow.
Ello, spy!! -S.c Hello, Samson. I need an appointment.
I quite enjoy this song. I understand it may be a little too pop for your tastes, but I wanted to share it. —H♡⁠( You are right, it's not the kind of music I like. However, I enjoyed listening to the song. Please feel free to send me any songs you like, mon ange. I love learning more about the things you like.
Spy, do you every feel empathy? This is just a random question so don't worry about a right or wrong answer First of all, my answers are always right. Second, yes, it happens. What a ridiculous question to ask.
hope that drawing didnt send unfinished Well, it looks finished. And thank you. I missed him, truly.
Does your husband have a sister, she broke into my room and chased me around with a wrench.............. I have never asked him about his relatives. Stay safe, darling.
purrr - Mick Meow.
why is your strawpage like.. not a strawpage.. its a GitHub.. how.. Well, it's not a strawpage, though I did embed strawpages for receiving letters. I love artistic freedom, and strawpage does not allow that for its users.
Thanks for the invitation, but I'm afraid I am too old to have fun.
"I feel bad for writing this, but he is *maddened*. He kept repeating, anyways. If you see a circle-shaped shadow around you (that is possibly 2,5x of your height as its diameter), run. Hoping this letter finds you. -D?" Thank you for the warning. I will do my best not to get caught.
You're welcome "ig".
Interesting. I've always liked Rouge, thank you for such a beautiful drawing.
I know you must feel some...things so I wanted to tell you I'm giving you a distant hug!! (I'm not quite sure if you like actual ones) -S.C Thank you, Samson. I needed that distant hug. You're a great person, as always.
What did you mean by "Well, that is not exactly what I expected to see and to be honest I have never seen anything like this before, but I don't mind." On the 15th? Does Doc have a second mouth on his stomach or something? I'm afraid I cannot talk about it. It is something very personal, and I suppose only Medic is allowed to speak about it freely.
it sur is dark / not dark as ur heart. /i got anoth prsent, / a heavier coal to recall on. -B.B.M. Thank you, I love coal. It is a great gift, I will treasure it.
Indeed.
Well, no.
This is simply magical, merci beaucoup. We look like the most adorable dolls in the world, don't we?
Unfortunately, I can't answer either the first or the second question. I am used to sewing my own clothes, and I don't drink root beer or any other sodas. Maybe you can find some at a local store (though I would not actually recommend drinking soda)?
do u pee standing or sitting? pls lemme know Mon dieu, why do you have to ask such a strange question?
Do you like my drawing of you and your hubby? :3 I love it. Thank you.
mrr meow ! - Mick Purr.
Is your relationship open?? I lowk am interested in Doc I have never talked to him about it, but it is probably not open.
mrow - Mick Meow.
I doubt I can put into words how grateful I am to you. These gifts are wonderful, and I will cherish them.
What a lovely packaging. I will try them when I have the opportunity to leave my chamber.
Salutations, Spy! I hath a note from the Bee/Man Above himself! Yes, you possibly are not pleased to be gifted a.. Coal. Let me read... ahem! "i see you. i sc y. i know what y did. and wh y know. carry this around, or it'll carry YOU". That's the letter. Well, Auf Wiedersehen! -D? Merci beaucoup, I will make sure to carry this around and kill with it.
Hey Spy, I welded this lighter for ya. designed it myself, a bit rushed, but thought you'd like it. It's got both your logos and Medic's with a little heart for Valentine's. Oh, you shouldn't have. Thank you, I am truly impressed and I absolutely love it. I should show it to him. Thank you for being such a dear friend, Engineer.
heyy!! its uhh, the red scout, the cool one. i got you some cigarettes for valentines day! but its the chocolate ones yknow?? maybe you'll like them more than the normal ones :p Thank you, mon petit lapin, I appreciate your gift. I hope your day goes well and you do not get tired of all the kisses.
meow - Mick Meow.
Apologies the drawing is rough. I couldn't get my face right.. —H ♡ Do not worry about it, I love the way it looks. Thank you for the drawing, mon trésor. I will thank you in a different way in three hours.
Merci beaucoup. Merci. Thank you.
meow? - Mick Meow.
Spy!! I saw some sketches you've done and I think they're beautiful. I don't know if you'd sketch more but I'm putting the option in with this VDay gift!! + with some Heart Woven cigarettes!! -S.C Thank you, Samson. I truly appreciate your gifts, you are a very thoughtful person. I guess I have no choice but to start drawing again.
You have good taste, dear. Let me know if you remember what the packaging looked like. Thank you.
This is what it usually looks like. At least it makes him happy to do things like that to me. Fine job.
this seems like a song youd like. or reate to.... or both I love it. The lyrics are just hilarious, thanks for recommending it. And you are right, I can relate to it too... maybe just a little bit.
Well, yes, they are really good. I liked the nutty creamy taste and the packaging looks nice, but I prefer milder cigarettes. You see, I do not want to kill mysel , so light cigarettes are the way to go for me.
Merci. We are truly cute together. He cutely breaks my ribs every other time we meet, and I cutely moan in pain.
I'm sorry people shared your sketches, spy, I understand that those are personal and they shouldnt be passed around willy nilly Do not be sorry. It happens all the time. Like I said, I should have thought about it.
Great. Well, speaking of myself, I am a married man now.
There you are. Hello, Scout. I must admit, I missed you. What's new?
I didn't know where else to contact you but I'm sorry for reacting the way I did. I could've handled the situation better than I did and not immediately jump to being defensive, in any way or manner if my words offended or hurt you I am deeply sorry. -Blusc0ut_ Don't worry about it, boy. I understand why you acted this way, and I do not blame you. I was too harsh on you as well — of course you got defensive. Once again, I'm not mad at you, and I'm glad we talked about this a little more so we could understand each other. I am sorry for what I said back then. You're a good boy. Do not tell anyone, but I like you — and if I see you, you won't escape my embrace.
did,,, you take down all the sketches besides the doctor??? Exactly. My drawings are just a little bonus, not something that others can freely repost. I do not like it when people do that. My sketches are very personal to me. And I know I should have thought about it before I shared it. I will not make the same mistake again.
will you greeet hunter when he finally comes back? Who knows.
Looking back at your sketches, (I look at them very often) the words from the 3rd are cut off. What do they say? —H♡ It's nothing to worry about, mon amour. It simply says, "Get well soon, my darling."
It's not that you're not enough.. you're a wunderbar patient! I just think Scout needs to be broken like a wild horse. So clearly, pain is the way to go! —H♡ Fair point, but the boys don't like it, and they're scared of you. You should do it while they're asleep so they won't suspect anything or try to escape.
U don't care????? C'mon, control ya husband!!!! I ain't appreciate bein stabbed! I thot u liked Scouts! -Red Scout First, I do not like Scouts. Second, I doubt I can control him — he is not my property. It seems I'm simply not enough for him, so he wants to find another lab rat.
I'm glad you're enjoying the puzzles! :D -Icar Please do let me know if you have more of these addictive games.
Your HUSBAND keeps tryna mutilate me!! -Red Scout You should learn to hide, Scout.
I'll try not to, no promises though. I can go from excited to uhh... the opposite pretty quicky :] - Mick Don't get upset either.
Is there something you regret? I have some regrets about my education and job. Of course, it doesn't really matter anymore.
You mentioned in your microblog that your current situation is the opposite of your past. Can i know how was your past? Was it related to the way you used to be in relationships? It's more of an ironic remark. I've never been in relationships before marrying.
gotcha :] - Mick Don't get too excited.
How does it feels to disguise yourself as the enemy spy, sniper and scout? (Those are the ones i'm more curious about but it would be nice to know your opinion about all your disguises) It's quite complicated. I do not like disguising as Spy because I don't like his suit. And he is ugly, I checked. Speaking of Snipers, it depends. Every one of them has a problem: they are all dirty and smell terrible. Mon dieu, I can't even say anything good about their hair. Although I like the length, they  do not wash their hair often enough to make it look nice. Also, there's this one with carpal tunnel syndrome, and sometimes it hurts so much I can't work properly. But I have to admit, I like being taller. Scout is the most annoying to disguise as because I can't run as fast as he can. And he is also short, and his hair is terrible, and his clothes smell.
Is that 'Of course' meant in a mean way or a kind way? - Mick I meant it in a friendly way, simply agreeing with you.
Why would ya marry a person like that anyways??? 'e's sick. It'll just be extra baggage for yah when 'e keels over. I have my reasons for marrying him. You shouldn't worry.
so you WERE attached to hunter??? I don't know. I don't want to think about it.
hey spy, why did you draw hunter first, before anyone else? Because I wanted to. I vividly remember how he couldn't stop talking about Daisy.
don't you like hunter at all?? even as a really mediocre friend? I can't say I consider anyone a friend. Hunter is just Hunter — sometimes pleasant, sometimes annoying. I feel bad for getting attached. I don't deserve friendship.
you havent spoken to hunter in a while because he's offline in australia,,,, he's left his phone in his van I am quite aware of his little vacation. However, I have no intention of speaking with him when he gets back. After all, it was he who was upset, not I. Perhaps he simply needs time.
hey spy, what do you think of hunter right now? What do I think of him? Well, we haven't spoken in some time, so I can't say for certain. If my memory serves correctly, he was mad at me because I defended my husband. But I don't mind. These things happen. We all get into arguments from time to time.
I'm not forcing myself, hun - Mick Of course.
But he killed him first I've been killed by him so many times too.
Don't you know? Medic killed him and he was dead for about six hours. Then he brought him back to life, leaving autopsy scars on his body. For this reason, he does not trust Medic Well, he brought him back to life.
PLEEWAAAE IM BEGGING YOU SCOUT BULLYING PRIVLAGESSGDHEHEB Get out, you scum.
it's just how I am - Mick In any case, you don't have to force yourself to be nice to me. I'm fully aware that I'm quite an unlikeable person.
Do you know why Red Sniper hates Medic? Well, no. I wasn't aware of the situation. Do you know anything about it?
sorry I need to clarify, Hunter loved* you, now, he thinks it's hard to even be friends with you, or you know, "acquaintances", here, have a nice song to listen to while you think about how you've hurt people, if you even want to think You're so delusional. He never liked me, and more importantly, he never loved me. Quit saying such things. I must assure you, he's actually a good man, and he knows better than to think of some whore while dating a beautiful woman. Thanks for the song.
Thanks for the flowers, my dear. Lovely.
Thank you, but I suppose I should clarify once again that I'm not a furry.
that's alright, it takes time to learn to truly love someone, nevermind learning to love yurself. I struggle with loving myself, but, take yur time and take care of yurself 🫶 - Mick You don't have to be nice to me.
did you know hunter loves you Whoever you are, don't be ridiculous. First, he has a girlfriend whom he truly loves, and second, he dislikes me. There's no need to spread harmful rumors.
poly relationships aren't everyone's cup of tea, I understand - Mick Right. The problem is that I have to learn how to share my love with one person first. But even if I do learn, I honestly don't think I'm ready for more people.
Hello, Demoman. Long time no see. Thanks for the flower.
Also, if you're looking for something relaxing to do, I recommend jigsawexplorer.com for some fun puzzles :] I love puzzles, merci beaucoup.
What about love would you say is hard for you? Of course. No one has ever loved me, unless we think of love in the dirtiest way imaginable (though I doubt it was love at all, if I don't count a few gifts I've received). Love is definitely hard for me — to handle, to understand, and to feel. I'm grateful to Herbert for loving me, and I always will be. I can't let him down.
Ach... Should have specified, Mein Liebling. I check this website regularly, so seeing that you doubted that I loved me, I simply had to say something. I do love you, and I don't plan to stop anytime soon. -Herbert ♡ Thank you, mon amour. You should really sign your messages — I don't want to accidentally say something strange to you.
I understand that poly relationships are complicated, especially when it comes to poly marriage. which might explain why it is illegal in Canada, due to all the paperwork if yu are married to one person - Mick (I'm poly myself) Well, I doubt I'll ever be interested in such a thing anyway.
poly relationships exist, so long ALL parties consent and are okay with it - Mick Thank you for enlightening me on the subject of relationships. I must admit it's rather complicated for me, though.
I do love you, Thank you, even though I don't know who you are.
If ya don't mind cheatin' on Herbert, I don' mind. Just don't let em find out..'e'd kill me I know that everyone thinks of me as a dirty slut who wants to fuck everyone I meet, but of course that is not true. Even if I am a whore and do not deserve to be called a human being, that doesn't mean I can cheat easily or play with his feelings. I suppose he depends on me, and maybe he even loves me. I don't want to hurt him. What if he really loves me? What if he does? What if? What? I'm not sure. I can't tell. Even if that's not true, we're married — at least I think we are. I shouldn't leave him so easily, he doesn't deserve to be hurt by a terrible person like me. Please forgive me. If he leaves me someday, I'll consider being with someone else if they want me.
I will fist fight you for scout bullying privileges Leave the boys alone, none of them deserve to be bullied.
Well uh.. it'd be cheatin', cuz yer supposed to stay with tha ONE person. But it can be our secret Thank you for the clarity. But I don't even know who you are, my dear. You wish to remain anonymous, don't you?
So.. you got married. I don't see a ring on yah. Does that mean yer still available? I'm not sure what to say. I don't know much about marriage. Perhaps I should ask Herbert if I am available.
You r very awesome please don't get beheaded I have bad news for you: I've already been beheaded once.
why'd you spell colour as color?? i cant believe you would spell something like that wrong I do not care.
*gives you a big hug* gives you a big hug* *gives you a big hug* *gives you a big hug* *gives you a big hug* -🦊 Thank you, my dear.
then I'll stick with a handshake - Mick Sounds reasonable to me.
Would u like a flower? It depends.
(Abt the smut) ah, I see you are a man of culture as well! Of course I am.
What a tiny creature.
because yu wouldn't want to be kissed anywhere else... - Mick Fine, do as you wish. But I warn you — don't be weird.
I'm against animal cruelty.
Do you ever read erotica in your pastime? You seem like the type.
Oh dear, I don't like weed. But thank you, your joint looks lovely.
Sois prudent, espion. Fais attention à ce que tu dis. Les actions ont toujours des conséquences J'en ai rien à foutre, dégage.
Why should I lift you up, petit rat?
Interesting.
>new note: CMERE PRETTY BOY! GET IN MY DAMN JAR 🫙 (not sniper) What? No, get out.
Thank you for the recommendation, my dear.
Do you enjoy Mel Torme? Yes, I do. Although I have to say that I prefer jazz without lyrics. His voice is beautiful, I love it.
I like talking about my interests and likes a lot, and yap as well. but whenever something important, like the news, is on. I have to be quiet or I'll get told to shut up - Mick Of course, sometimes you have to be quiet, but that doesn't mean you're annoying.
yu hate germs, and I wouldn't want germs on yur glove after I kiss it - Mick Why would you want to kiss my glove in the first place?
my family sometimes says I'm annoying, which in turn makes it hard for me to talk without thinking 'am I annoying them?' :( so hearing that I'm bearable makes me happy :] - Mick Don't listen to what your family says. You're not annoying.
can I kiss yur glove? then wash it afterward - Mick Why?
Oh putain. Good thing I don't have to wear it in my bedroom.
Hii Spy!! Here's a song I think you'd like!! Ok bye 🫶🫶 -🦊 You're right, Fox, I like it. I really prefer music without lyrics.
Yay! I'm bearable!! - Mick I didn't expect you to be so excited.
Bonjour, Agnes.
Sppyyyy... Why are you nor talkeung to ne anymore spdjy???? Ists because yodu hate me again??? Yosu hate me again do nror you??? :(( Well, I hate no one. Stop drinking.
Please i'll give you all the money you want if you kill Scout. I am not killing Scouts. Get out.
That's oomf, bitch.
🥐 Croissant

The croissant was me but I didn't get to sign it :( - Mick

also I'm part french, hon hon hon (Métis) - Mick		 Thanks for letting me know, it makes you more bearable.
i'm gonna burn scout to a crisp and then eat him like juicy tender venison Leave the boy alone, I doubt he deserves this. With that said, get the fuck out of here, you scum.
Interesting. It looks like you have a person hidden behind the gray spot. Well, I don't mind. I like the drawing, thanks.
Coucou, petit rat. Toi aussi, tu es tout seu ?
Do you see anyone as a “child”-figure Of course not.
Why are you so nice to the pyros??? They respect me and I respect them.
This song reminds me a lot of you ❤️ -🦊 How come? It sounds quite pleasant. I'd say I like this song.
why did the explosion happen after you made the website??? what is the explosion?? I had to hide the evidence. Don't worry about it.
i want you bad Get out.
Do you like this song I just found? I find it very calming -🦊 It's not the kind of music I usually listen to, and I wouldn't say it's calming, but it's fine. Thank you for the song suggestion, my dear.
Born to be rich, forced to be a whore, that's why.
I was shopping for gifts the other day and I found this!! Sending it to you shortly. It reminds me of you ☺️-S.C A toy? Merci. I like it, looks lovely.
I'm not a hoe, I'm the hoe.
I can't decide if I want to watch the life leave your eyes as I choke you to death or if I want to choke you in an entirely different scenario Thank you, don't ever send me letters like that again. Disgusting.
Why do all the snipers call you spook. you're not even that scary -🦊 They are nothing but a bunch of scaredy-cats, that's why.
are you okay? Yes.
Do you want to be besties? 😇😇 -🦊 (Ps: here's a song I think you'd like!!) I am not allowed to be friends with anyone. I don't want you to get hurt. The song is lovely, thank you.
🥖 Baguette. Hon hon hon - Mick Thank you.
Well nah it's a Scout.. but seriously. Why do you like him? Didn't he stick your head in a fridge? No, no, no, it's another Medic who did this to me. This one is nice. I'm afraid he respects me.
WHY IS MEDIC YOUR FAVORITE?! HE'S LITERALLY CRAZY Soldier, if that's you, you're my favorite too.
I like soup - Mick Great.
Do you drink or is it just the cocaine? 👉👈 -🦊 I drink, smoke and do coke.
hey. i dare you to kiss hunter. i double dog- ....no..... i Triple Dog Dare you. Oh please, I don't want to kiss anyone and Hunter is taken.
Don't send me drawings like that. Thank you.
Who's your favorite on the Red team? It's not that hard to guess. Of course, my favorite is Dr. Ludwig (@UnlicensedDoc_)
Great, you even managed to use our favorite colors. However, I wouldn't recommend drawing things like that since Hunter has a girlfriend.
What's yur opinion on soup? - Mick Soup? Why would you ask that? Well, I suppose soup is a fine meal. it's balanced.
Is it true that your name is Jacques Morneau? Or is it another BLU Spy? I can't confirm or deny it, but I go by the name of François.
Who are the people from the opposite team you like or can bear with?? The list is awfully long. Like I noticed, most of them are medics and pyros.

For example, Dr. Ludwig (@UnlicensedDoc_) is a great medic, he's polite, and if he wants to cannibalize me, he wants my consent. I also think Luce (@HerrFriedrich_) is a pleasant man, at least he hasn't done anything wrong yet. I'm not sure if I should mention ███ ████████ ██████ ████ █████ ███ █████ ███ ████ ███ ███ ███ ████ █████ ██████

Speaking of pyros, @Ponyfury_ and @red_pyrotf2 are nice. However, the gambler pyro @daydream777_ still owes me $1 (they lost).

Honorable mentions are Soldier (@Screamin_Eaglez), Mikhail (@Heavyoftuefort), mon petit lapin (@FastezManAlive), and Engineer (@keepitfixed).
Everytime I read the tweets on here I imagine a sassy 2000's teenager on her pink bed writing from her bedazzled sprakly pink flip phone Sounds about right, that's me.
Thank you, dear, but I can't eat food you just hand me. I'm not sure if it's poisoned.
Hello, Kathen. Yes, I do know a therapist, Luce (@HerrFriedrich_).
Thank you, dear, it looks amazing. Bonne journée à toi aussi.
It's a perfect likeness. Thank you.
Yes, I'm fine. Thank you for your concern, Engineer.
You're acting a bit meaner to hunter than before, you're making it look like that long string of sexual words was your last attempt at seducing hunter, and now that he got weirded out and said he hated you, you're acting like you want nothing to do with him, did he hurt your feelings? Is it too much to ask that someone, just once, not only hear me but actually listen? I don't like anyone, I'm not trying to seduce anyone. He has a girlfriend and I have no desire to see her unhappy. I am not the one who is hurt, they are. Hunter told me to fuck off, Daisy feels bad in general. I have no intention of bothering them.
Who wronged you??? I'm curious about what you said in your microblog. Engineer. Frankly, I could not care less.
Did you wanna be friends with hunter? Of course not. I don't need friends, my dear. Being attached is a bad thing. I would rather have no one and stay happy than ruin the mood with arguments with friends and get a headache.
Hello, Pyro. What a cute doll you have. Is that a bow? Lovely.
A gift- S.C! Merci beaucoup, Sam. I hope it wasn't too troublesome to acquire? Perhaps I should step out of the base more often.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR COFFEE THIS IS URGENT I like doppio. No other options.
Doodled the cat on my phone - Mick And I remember everything. Disgusting.
Honestly, I forgot I put a collar on yu... Oops! - Mick And I remember everything. Disgusting.
What if I did a backflip and landed on your head. Would you be cool with it yay or nay??? I would not be cool with that. If you land on me, I will make this sound
and die.
opinions on all the different medics? I'm quite fond of medics. I really like Dr. Ludwig (@UnlicensedDoc_), he's an amazing person. We spent some time together and he is truly kind to me. And, mon dieu, Dr. Stragenhart, oh dios mio, we don't talk about Dr. Stragenhart.
Hello, M.
if you have to choose between red spy, eengineer, and sniper who would you date Dating is not for me, I assure you. But if I really had to choose, I would think about it. The worst choice is Sniper, without a doubt. Mon dieu, he wanted me to act like a dog and really enjoyed me calling one. Even more, he seemed disturbingly amused by the idea of putting me in a cage. No, merci, absolutely not. Then there is Spy. He tries way too hard to be something he's just not, and he's also quite fond of Engineer. But cheers for not being dirty. Engineer is the best option, he has never wronged me. However, he fond of Spy as well. Anyway, relationships are a problem I can live without.
Buenas noches, cariño. Stopping by to let you know that I'll be rooting for you. Eres muy significo. Tiene paciencia. The stars will align for you soon, amorcito. -★ Thank you for your kind words, my dear.
Yay!! I love playing toys!! 😁 -🦊 Well, who doesn't? Everyone loves to play with toys.
Thank you, this is exactly what I need.
You can want something even if the person you want is taken I want nothing from him. Besides, he despises me, and I cannot blame him for that. I have no intention of troubling him further.
Do you know how to cook? Well... My culinary skills are minimal. No one taught me how to cook. I rarely have access to the kitchen. You see, our cook, a rather interesting woman, makes it rather uninviting. I do not trust others who simply hand me food or drink, so I must either watch its preparation or handle it myself. And, of course, the worst part of it all is eating. I can't stand people watching me eat. And even though I despise the smell of food in my bedroom, I am left with no other option but to eat here.
Do you want to play toys with me 😇 -🦊 It depends on what kind of toys you want to play with. I'd rather play with dolls because I like roleplaying social interactions and scenarios.
spy, do you actually want to do that with hunter?? Why would I want that? He has a girlfriend.
Hello. - Mick I remember you. You're the one who put the collar on me. Well, hello to you. I would accept the drawing as an apology, I like it.
Meow.
Who are you not envious of? No one.
What is your major malfunction, brother Cocaine and tobacco withdrawal.
So.. Do you like Sniper now? Love is overrated. I don't like anybody. I don't like people. I like money and only money.
I think BLU Spy and RED Sniper are in love with you Stop imagining things. No one loves me, and I do not love anyone. We are professionals, after all. Even if you hear someone say something like that, it means nothing.
Do you actually love hunter? Of course not. Why on earth would I? If you happen to catch me saying something remotely romantic, don't read too much into it.
Popsicle 😇 Merci beaucoup, Fox.
opinions on the red engineer? i think he looks good :D RED Engineer? He's a good man. I don't care much for appearances, although I must admit he is a good-looking man. More importantly, he's been kind to me in the past, and he's done what I've told him on occasion. I really appreciate that. He's earned my respect.
You're welcome, mon lapin. And one more piece of advice: spell "thpnk" as "thank".
Can I pet you? Do I look like an animal to you? No, you can't.
Hello, Juika. Thanks, I truly needed that apple. It does wonders in curbing my craving for cigarettes.
When's the next review coming out? I'm rarely in Teufort, so I'm not sure. I'll think about it.
Yes, Scout. Fine job. But you should also spell "lik dis" as "like this".
thoughts on wash woman? Lena? Lena, Lena, Lena. Well, she's a pleasant enough woman. Her low self-esteem drives her to think poorly of herself and make rather stupid decisions. Her line of work? Not to my taste. Her choice in men? Even less so. But overall she's tolerable. I think I have some respect for her.
did it hurt when you fell from heaven? or more accurately, did it hurt when you dragged yourself outta hell? I don't recall much of my time here. The past has no importance to me, and remembering everything that happened to me back then is useless. However, if you want a positive answer, then I must assure you that your assumption is correct: it did hurt and those hands, I remember them all too vividly.
Spy, today is Sniper's birthday I sacrificed a cigarette for him, that's enough.
Spy. Did you just swear at a child? Is child in the room with us right now?
If you plan on trying to remove Dell from the respawn machine: Don't. It won't end well. I'm not planning anything, I don't care about Dell at all. He's an idiot, but I don't want him dead.
Spy. I heavily advise you delete the post about the Blu Mimi. Else, there shall be consequences. I do not care about the consequences, but since you asked, fine.
Thanks for the reminder, I do not care. When the time comes, I'll ask Medic to do something about my lungs.
What do you think of hunter now? I doubt my opinion of him has changed. He's a stubborn idiot who wants me dead, but somehow hasn't killed me yet.
What do you think of this song :)? I'll be honest with you, dear, it's not the genre I usually listen to, but I like it. Of course, the lyrics are kind of uncreative and way too repetitive, but overall the song is good.
what kind of realationship you have with RED Sniper???? Colleagues, friends, enemies or lovers???? First, of course, we are not colleagues. Second, I'm not allowed to consider people friends or lovers. Third, enemies? My dear, he doesn't deserve to be called an enemy.
A good spy knows how to insult people. “Bitch.” is really pathetic. Cry about it, bitch.
You have immaculate taste, muffins are great. What's your fave flavor? All muffins are great. If you can't appreciate every flavor out there, you really don't have any taste.
Don't be upset, Scout, we can handle this. First of all, don't write "2", spell it "to", and in the word "spell", use the letter p, not q.
It sounds like you want to be Daisy, you're not gonna steal her identity, are you?? I have no intention of stealing anyone's identity, it's a simple disguise.
Say, would anyone miss yer face if i spilled boilin' water on it? Hello, Fog. Still holding a grudge, are we? Well, no one will miss it since no one has ever seen my face.
I am glad to see you on the road to recovery, mi amorcito. Pero, it takes more than just throwing out the substance. Your mindset must change. It will be hard, pero necesitas a tener paciencia y fe. -★ Thank you, my friend. It's quite difficult, but I'm working on it.
Is your name really Eugene Hinkle? But of course not. Eugene? Non. You may call me François. As for my last name, well, you don't need to know it.
okay so 18 pounds of cokane, 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers. but make sure none of them are white, i cant see the coke on them if they are I'm not Shining Armor.
I ain' carin', I'm bein' a basic human, spook, an' basic humans (usually) help each otha' out in times o' need -Mundee Thank you. I will think about it.
'ey mate, i've had real bad addictions before.......if ye need help quittin' anythin', I'm always here.....'kay? -Mundee Why do you care about me so much? I'm not your loved one; you don't have to try.
You... uh.. Weren't s'posed t'notice that. Don't worry, bushman. I will keep this secret.
hey what does "it's clean, everything is clean" mean? what did you do, spy? You should mind your own business. But since you asked, I'll answer. I cleaned everything — both my bedroom and my bathroom. I hope you're satisfied with my answer.
Snip snip.
Hey mate, I'd like t'apologise for my actions. I shouldn't 'ave let my own emotions get the bett'ah of me. if ya wanna talk 'bout it, y'know where t'find me.. -M.Mundy What happened? You're the second sniper to send me an apology. Let me make this clear: I don't need apologies. We don't like each other, and that's fine. You don't have to act like a little kid who broke a vase. Get a grip.
Yer real sure, spook? I didn' do anythin'? Yes, Hunter. Do I need to repeat?
Oh, I'll show ya dirty, mate. You'll be bloody soaked after I'm done with ya. You got piss on your hat, you idiot.
'ey....mate, I'm real sorry if I pushed ye too far this time.....I found a weakness an' kept pokin' at it cos.......well, I don' know anythin' 'bout ye.....if ye want me to clean yer house, I can, an' ye can supervise every single action, yeh? -Mundee the Hunter Spare yourself an apology, you have done nothing wrong. I don't need anything from you.
Seriously whatever you're going through you have to accept help otherwise nothing will change. you don't need to do it all alone even if you think you have to Stop treating me like I'm on my deathbed. I am fine and there is nothing to worry about.
Spy you need to sit down and breathe i am extremely worried about you
Are you a Germaphobe?? No.
I have boilin' water. Unbothered.
hey man, you dont gotta make this "letter" public,, but i think your [  ] you know? The truth is... I don't have it at all. In fact, it's a dead end. Initially, I considered adding something special, but I abandoned that idea. I thought I had removed any trace of it, but I was wrong. Still, thanks for pointing it out. I respect your curiosity (though only in this particular instance, of course).
Do you have scar on your neck? Of course, and I am not happy about it. It serves as a rather horrible reminder of my time spent in the fridge. I am grateful our Medic stitched me back, but the pain still lingers now and then.
Herr Charmeur, how is the sun silencer working? Judging from what I've seen, you plan to use it soon.. Hello mon trésor. I am glad to let you know that it works well. Naturally, it doesn't make my gun completely silent, but my ears suffered significantly less when I tested it. Merci, I *will* be using it soon.
hello i am john wilkes booth. i am from a universe where i did not kill president lincoln. i do not intend on killing you and i definitely don't know where you are right now. you are safe where you are. do not leave. sincerely, john wilkes booth Thank you for not intending to kill me and thank you for not knowing where I am.
Please stop doing lines all the time we worry about you Oh please, it's nothing to worry about. I shoot myself as soon as I'm done with cocaine, so the respawn takes care of my addiction, as well as the consequences of sniffing. Of course, since our respawn machine is broken, I have to wait a bit. But rest assured, I'm in no real danger.
Merci, I try my best.
Para ti, mi amiguito. -★ Grazie, my dear. I think I should have it in a frame, I don't want to hide it in my folder.
i want you so bad... is there a chance... I have no idea who you are, dear.
Don't be afraid to talk to me, Scout, I don't bite. You seem like a nice person. Maybe I'll even teach you how to spell.
hey spy, what are the patterns for? are you like, a fashion designer or something? I am not a fashion designer, of course, but I like to save patterns for later. Who knows when I'll
why the hell one of the snoopers are calling you a cat He calls me a cat because he's stupid. But I must admit that being called a cat is way better than being called a dog. I don't like dogs.
u r so mean I like u Thank you.
What could possibly make me think that you're lonely? You've never had anyone to defend you. It's always been you and nobody else. Doesn't it get tiring after a point? Right, but here's the thing — I don't need anyone to defend me. Who do you think I am? Someone so easily frightened they just stand there, watching everything unfold as if it's not happening to them? No, I don't think so. I can do everything myself.
Why do you care about daisy so much? She deserves better. The only one she believes cares for her is a truly awful person. Of course I can't tell her what to do, but her sorry excuse of a boyfriend isn't the best match.
What kind of relationship do you with RED Sniper? I don't know which one you're asking about, but some of them have a fetish for collaring me and treating me like a dog. I despise them. Truly.
Are you lonely? Lonely? Not in the slightest. What could possibly make you think that?
Why is hunter a disgrace to snipers and humanity???????? Snipers think too highly of themselves, always bragging about how good they are at everything, and yet every single one of them has flaws. And it just so happens that Hunter is the worst of them all. I have no respect for men who cannot keep their desires in check. Cheating is unacceptable, it causes trust issues and lowers self-esteem. Besides, Daisy is an important person to me, so I will most likely side with her.
you have a secret admirer To my secret admirer, I must say, your taste is impeccable. I understand why you might choose to remain anonymous. Let us hope, for your sake, that I do not unknowingly make you my target one day.
hey spy, do you like being mean? Of course I don't. If you catch me being mean, this is how I talk to the people who have wronged me. If I notice something even slightly wrong with a person's way of speaking, I start defending myself. No one in my life has ever taken my side, I have never had friends or lovers. If I do not defend myself, no one will.
what progress?? what's the progress for? You don't want to know.
I Heart Ye! ❤️ 💙❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ - Blu Demoman Thanks, sunshine, you're amazing.
What do you think about the snipers?? All of them?? Mon dieu, there are too many of them. Let's see. @Jarate_mann1 is a decent one, @realsnipertf2 is a complete moron with a piss kink, @MundeeTheHunter is a disgrace to snipers and humanity in general, @Draco_is_baby is weird, @sirshootsalot_ knows when to shut the fuck up and apologize, @MickMundy42 betrayed me and I despise him.
Coucou, Pyro. What's new?
Despise now being afraid of you for THAT one tweet and reminding me of why I don't interact with others, you still deserve a flower Which tweet are you talking about? Don't fret — I won't hurt you unless I'm paid. And this flower you've given me, it's quite lovely. Merci. You truly are a kind soul.
Are you sad, spy? Not sad, but frustrated. It happens, but I think progress is being made.
Hai, Question, What Color or breed of Cat do you like the most? :p -Revy I love tuxedo cats. They look so elegant. Calicos, however, are nothing but chaos.
I. Get. atttratucve when. In not drunkm.?.. but I Aleeayd am lad.. - Blu demomannb You're always attractive, but I find people who speak coherently and don't black out in the middle of a conversation more attractive. And trust me, you're way more attractive when you're sober.
You can kill me after you answer this if you want, but do you actually like the snipers?? Do you actually want to sleep with them? And just to satiate my curiosity, what's your type? First, I'm not going to kill you. I will not be paid for it. Second,
How are you Eugene Hinkle I'm just fine, thanks for your concern.
You can't even piss straight, of course you were sweating and crying. At least this time you showed me your face instead of the contents of a toilet.
Bonjour, monsieur. Souhaitez-vous vous joindre à moi pour une dégustation de vin ? Je dois te refuser, je ne bois pas avec des gens que je connais à peine. Je n'ai pas besoin de problèmes.
Do you, RED Sniper and Sniper (team fortress2) have some kind of weird love triangle or what? What are you talking about? Of course not, there's nothing but rivalry.
iiii Amdoing great!,... I. was. reelally Drunk befrr.... - Blu Demomann I can tell, mon ami. Glad to hear you're doing well. You really should drink less — it makes you come across as more friendly and attractive.
I hope you're lying. But if he asks politely, I could step on him. Maybe even stomp him. And if he's in the mood for something more painful, a curb stomp wouldn't be out of the question.
What's your favourite weapon? If we're discussing knives, I find the standard engraved knife, the Black Rose, perfectly fine. As for guns, the Diamondback is by far the best I've ever used. It may be a bit louder and heavier than your typical revolver, but it's comfortable to hold, and I truly love its design.
Can I lick you real quick-Blu snipe Don't touch me.
I don't like the view, "mate". Never show me this again. Disgusting, you can't even aim properly. Just do it the way the ladies do it, don't embarrass yourself.
Hello, Nelson! A pleasure to make your acquaintance.
what's the coke glitch It's a business scheme made by me and my haters. Quite a good sideline, I must say.
HI . sphy . how are ye? ! - bluy demoamnb Coucou, Demoman. I'm perfectly fine, thank you for asking. And what about you, mon ami?
I shot a spy in the leg, once. I love the drawing, but I don't like that you drew yourself hurting people for no reason.
Your website is lovely, Spy. By far the most cohesive, thoughtful, and well put together out of all the mercenaries I've seen. One question: in your microblog, you mention that all of your teammates are morons except for one. Who is the one? Thank you for appreciating my work, anonymous. But quit being nosy — you're not being paid for it. I would much prefer to keep this information secret.
Mon dieu, thank you so much, my little friend. What a lovely drawing, I'm impressed. I think you are cool as well. I shall place it in my special folder for such treasures. Your drawing will receive the finest treatment, mon ami. Cheers.
musika It sounds horrible. I turned the music off after a mere second.
NICE WEBSITE! Thank you... Thank you.
“This site is intended to be viewed on a proper computer” oh you PRICK. You RASCAL. Just kidding ily lol (but seriously. WHYYYYYY Why? Because this is my site. Now, close the tab and forget about it.