Welcome

What brings you here, uninvited, to this most site? This is my domain — you have no business lingering here. But, if you insist on staying, then by all means explore. Visit whatever pages you like. Just do not be surprised if you find more than you bargained for.

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About me

I am the Spy. It doesn't matter how old I am or what my background is. What does matter is that I am better than most spies you will encounter. Unlike some amateurs, I do not die every five minutes, nor do I fail my missions. I currently lend my exceptional talents to BLU. Unfortunately, there are far too many so-called haters who pray on my downfall, but I stay strong out of spite. I genuinely wish you all the best, because obviously, you don't have anything interesting going on in your own life if you spend so much time talking about mine. And if you are so desperately curious about my personal life, I had French toast and coffee for breakfast, thank you for your concern.

The mailbox is open

Indeed, it is open to everyone. A testament to my boundless tolerance and mild curiosity. Do try not to abuse this privilege. With that being said, feel free to send me your confessions, prayers, death threats — I shall read them all. You can also draw something for me. Something aesthetically pleasant, to be precise. Though, even your abominations will get a glance — purely out of respect for the time you wasted creating them.

In case you want to send me a drawing, please use this page.