@DOMINATEDHIPPIE
Basic information
Handle: @DOMINATEDHIPPIE (BLU S★LDIER️)
Joined: September 24, 2024
Posts
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Interesting. | ... |
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Mon dieu... She's bald. I am so sorry. | baldness, crimes against humanity, torture |
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I can tell what's going on with them — they fuck. | RED Soldier |
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Notes
The name is John Stella Buck. Switched teams, suffers from PTSD — something about traumatic
events during their time with RED. There's an interesting scar on her back. Quite impressive, possibly
a spycicle wound. Currently? She's involved with the RED Soldier (she is not happy with him, actually).
Also a little bonus from his site (old version, before January 31st):
Originally, the text was covered with paint, but I'm feeling much too curious today. The text reads:
"What this Soldier has in real medals, vital intelligence on the inner workings of Builders
League's enemy, and aggression--he lacks in common decency, any respect of higher authority, and
any socially acceptable taste in music. However, what sets him apart from Mr. Doe, his predecessor
RED counterpart is a very strong sense of loyalty and leadership, an immature college frat-boy
like sense of pride for his team, and far less concern for his own safety or morality... making him
the one and only, loud and proud steakhead of BLU."
New version of her site has hidden text as well.
The text reads:
"What this Soldier has in real medals, vital intelligence on the inner workings of Builders
League's enemy, and aggression--he lacks in common decency, any respect of higher authority, and
any socially acceptable taste in music. However, what sets him apart from Mr. Doe, his predecessor
RED counterpart, is a very strong sense of loyalty to BLU team, an undying hatred for the red team
that seems to go beyond the gravel wars... and blackmail on the elites of builders league, which
enables him to receive a much higher pay than his skill level justifies. But not all is as it
seems. John is much more intelligent than she intentionally lets on... and contrary to her loyalty
to blu, she may have a soft spot abhorrent weakness for just one of the enemy red mercenaries."
I wonder who that enemy mercenary is.
Somehow she managed to get herself pregnant (which was a terrible decision) by RED Soldier
(which is a terrible choice). Later she decided it was a good idea to fight The Creature and,
unsurprisingly, died in mid-January. Fortunately, my favorite doctor brought her back. She lost
an arm, but got a nice prosthetic. No idea how she is still pregnant, but whatever.
She was kidnapped on March 6th... by a shadow government. They ripped off her robot arm
and left a huge scar on her stomach. They also took her spleen before dropping her off at the base
on March 13th. Then, on March 23rd, her father kidnapped her at Mary Ciela's party (Cavan, you
should definitely call me). She almost died because her new heart was taken from her (Who saved her? What a shame).
She gave birth to a girl with a boring, long, and useless name that I don't care to type or remember.


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